Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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