Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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