If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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