Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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