I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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