Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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