Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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