yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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