She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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