AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dear god my vagina.
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