chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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