piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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