with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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