He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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