thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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