Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
