i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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