i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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