I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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