Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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