I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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