Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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