Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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