They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
