No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
