Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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