Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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