I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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