Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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