oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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