hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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