I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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