My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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