yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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