u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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