another moral hangover. fuck.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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