I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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