I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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