Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
