Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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