I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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