oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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