We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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