just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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