i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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