you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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