i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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