We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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