Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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