Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
