If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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