We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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